Andrew Hilary is a cat guy, and a co-host of another podcast called Worst Week Yet. He is also an ice cream truck driver, and a paragon of non-toxic masculinity. Andrew hails from Pittsburgh, PA.

Anonymous Co-host Guy has a new name and backstory as often as he desires. He would prefer to be unidentified

Sophia is a comedian from Connecticut, who also works as an engineer during the day. She has been a guest on many other podcasts, and has interests in healthcare, politics, science, and technology.